Captain Slow kitty says, “Get out of there Pita cat. Cute kitties are for snuggling, not for storing in closets.”
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Remember that episode of Johnny Bravo when he meets a girl on the internet and she turns out to be an antelope
Johnny got cat fished before it was cool.
When I see a cat
- Me: [ sharp inhale of breath ]
- Me: It's a cat. Omg. Kitty. Hi sweet kitty. Come here. I love you.
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE, I CANNOT EVEN OMFG I AM DYING BECAUSE OF THE CUTENESS
omg.
OH MY GOD LOVE ME<3
Sir Silas Rescued Kitty: From Homeless to Happy
A family from Florida, USA, recently found a homeless kitten by the roadside. They took him home and looked after him until he got better. But nothing could have prepared them for the surprise of seeing this little bedraggled stray eventually turn into an incredibly fluffy, snow-white, beautiful cat.
Photos by ©Sir Silas Kitty - Via Bright Side
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3. 3 fears: losing my ability to take care of myself, public spaces, and flat-assed bitches
6. Last song I listened to: Collapsing by Demon Hunter ft. Bjorn Strid :/
11. Reason why I joined tumblr: to creep c:
31. My pets: two cats, Tim and Tess aka cat aka kitty aka poopy kitty aka old Tim aka bbs
37. 3 habits I have: licking my lips, yawning when I’m nervous, and wiping my nose.
The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.
Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

too smoll
OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill
Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off
They are perfect and I love them
- cat: walks by
- me: what a cute cat
- cat: sneezes
- me: this cat is amazing
- cat: literally lays around doing nothing of note
- me: i have never loved anything more than i love this cat




